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AMERICAN LEGION right here in Lima Saturday April 23rd!
Feb 13 Deb’s Headgear This one starts when I glance up at Froggy’s TV just in time to see a flurry of punches during a Blue Jackets hockey game. Wow. They were going at it for sure. All Chinese fists of fury and shit. And much like the pummeling taken by number 90 on the white team, Jack Frost cold cocked us right in the schnoz with bitter inhospitable temps that night. Thanks man. However, it didn’t deter a few good men and women from showing up for our annual Hearty Gras, Love, Hate, Lent extravaganza…especially the black and yellow table. Cheers to Giggles, Chucklehead, Guy Smiley, Snickerdoodle, Jack Cackler, Snortin’ Norton, and Hee-Haw for spreading their overwhelmingly good cheer. Throughout the whole resort. They were having such a good time, I was almost jealous. They probably have tons of money, good health, lots of hot sex and a totally functional family. Damn! Speaking of money, health, sex, ect… Part of our Hearty Gras tradition is the crowd feedback Valentine box which yielded a ton of responses, most of them saying they love things like summer, sun, beer, oral (daily), and they hate things like stupid people, certain government officials (same thing) excuses, and not getting the sex they need (daily). As far as the lent portion, people seemed to forget the main idea of sacrificing. Some were going to give up stuff like…hangovers, spinach, reality TV and work. HHHMMM. Good luck with all that! Cheers to our modest yet scrappy bunch that hung with us all night including Benny and the Jet Skis, Kim Hyun-joong, Kelly Rowland, Sun Chip Sr., the Pool Playin’ Hipsters, Mad River Maddy, Bear Grylls, Andy Milonakas, Jewel, Stacy Rose, Reverend Blue Jeans, Howdy Doody, The Mighty Boosh, Pineappler, Lord Tewksbury, Crop Top, Makers Marky-Mark (and his Whiskey Bunch), Ginuwine, and Dimples. They were on board, picking up what we were laying down and having a good time with it all. Yep, it was asses and elbows, two-fingered whistles, whoops, hoots and hollers for most of the night. And what would be the perfect topping for this King of Hearts Cake? How’s about some of Deb’s infamous holiday headgear! Frilly, sparkly, and illuminated, these tater toppers are always a big hit with the kids. They light the place up with a rave-style strobing effect that magically pulls people out of their shell and into a goofy place that only a party hat can take them. At that point for us it’s a matter of buckling down and taking the mechanical bull up to the most buckingest setting and hope we don’t get thrown ass over applecart in the process. Usually that involves the standard three cheese recipe filled with Petty, Steve Miller, Seger and sprinkled with country. Sorry there’s no AC/DC in our pantry, otherwise the roof would’ve been literally blown off the mother sucker. I guess they are like the ghost peppers of rock and roll. Gotta luv ‘em………….. or not. And that’s how it went down… 60 some odd days ago. We’ve come a long way since then, but somehow things are still the same. Supposedly we’ve finally turned the corner at Winterland and Equinox Avenue and are headed down Summer’s Eve Boulevard towards all the salacious seasonal antics Froggy’s has to offer. Can’t wait! One more shout out to Froggy’s for their unwavering support and in particular to Deb for her willingness to participate like few others do. So this leaves me only four gigs to report on before I’m caught up in 2016. HHHMMM. We’ll see. Until the next Pseudonymed, Dimmer Dimmed, Over the Brim adventure…
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